Where Are The Dogs?

geekgirlvideo:

Merze_Tate (by Schlesinger Library, RIAS, Harvard University) "Merze Tate was a professor, scholar and expert on United States diplomacy. She was the first African-American graduate of Western Michigan Teachers College, first African-American woman to attend the University of Oxford, first African-American woman to earn a Ph.D. in government and international relations from Harvard University (then Radcliffe College), as well as one of the first two female members to join the Department of History at Howard University." - Source.

as an IR person if you write about diplomacy and never cite Merze Tate I generally don’t take you v seriously

geekgirlvideo:

Merze_Tate (by Schlesinger Library, RIAS, Harvard University)

"Merze Tate was a professor, scholar and expert on United States diplomacy. She was the first African-American graduate of Western Michigan Teachers College, first African-American woman to attend the University of Oxford, first African-American woman to earn a Ph.D. in government and international relations from Harvard University (then Radcliffe College), as well as one of the first two female members to join the Department of History at Howard University." - Source.

as an IR person if you write about diplomacy and never cite Merze Tate I generally don’t take you v seriously

allartnopay:

"Could lead to paid work in the future" is like the "Free Bird" of unpaid job postings. They feel obligated to throw it in there, even though they know nobody wants to hear it. Here are some suggestions for alternative carrots to dangle that have equally as much chance of happening in reality:
"Could lead to an all expense paid trip to the moon"
"Could lead to invincibility from all terminal diseases"
"Could lead to a passionate romance with the celebrity of your choosing"
"Could lead to the Treasure of the Knights Templar"
"Could lead to the ability to fly"

allartnopay:

"Could lead to paid work in the future" is like the "Free Bird" of unpaid job postings. They feel obligated to throw it in there, even though they know nobody wants to hear it. Here are some suggestions for alternative carrots to dangle that have equally as much chance of happening in reality:

"Could lead to an all expense paid trip to the moon"

"Could lead to invincibility from all terminal diseases"

"Could lead to a passionate romance with the celebrity of your choosing"

"Could lead to the Treasure of the Knights Templar"

"Could lead to the ability to fly"

(via blacksupervillain)

bisexual-community:

All day everyday

bisexual-community:

All day everyday

(Source: annetteuu)

wenzelsworld:

Possession is 9/10 of the law.

wenzelsworld:

Possession is 9/10 of the law.

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

(via theshrikeabyssal)

npr:

mugsofnpr:

Morning Edition editor Chinita Anderson has been a big Hello Kitty fan since her trip to Japan about 10 years ago. “Hello Kitty will forever be a cat in my eyes,” she says — despite Sanrio’s recent announcement to the contrary. 

Mugs of NPR might be the newsiest mug tumblr out there. -Emily

npr:

mugsofnpr:

Morning Edition editor Chinita Anderson has been a big Hello Kitty fan since her trip to Japan about 10 years ago. “Hello Kitty will forever be a cat in my eyes,” she says — despite Sanrio’s recent announcement to the contrary

Mugs of NPR might be the newsiest mug tumblr out there. -Emily

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*

Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!

Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?

Man: I never filled out an application.

Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.

Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!

Employee: Well, but that doesn't-

Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!

Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.

Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!

Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?

Man: Well no, but what does that matter?

Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.

Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.

Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.

Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Employee:

Man:

Employee:

Man: Fuck you, slut.

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

(via feminisminapapercup)